Good morning! The sun is shining, the birdies are mooing *and* (wait for it!)…. Today I have the following provocative question to ask! And it's this: Have you ever seen eye-catching popup thingees like: or or or Ever wonder how they're made? Wonder no longer! They're the brainchild of the Wordpress Plugin Popup Domination. I… Read more
How To Transform Unhappy Vocal Customers Into Loyal Fans…AFTER being roasted online
Hey! You! LEAVE ME BLOG! And go to…. Hold for a sec, my apologies! I'm still in the process of cuddling and petting and adoring the extra hour of hacking time Daylight savings time afforded me, and haven't yet fired up the 'ole coffee-burners in my system. Let me start again. Hey there, thanks so… Read more
101+ Stellar Exciting Social Media Icon Sets You MUST Witness To Start 2011 Off Right!
Hello gentlemen. And ladies. Look at your website’s current social media icons. Now look at mine! Now back to YOUR social media icons Now BACK TO MINE! Sadly, your socia media icons are not mine. But they can…. Hold on. What was that? You have absolutely no idea what I’m babbling about? Sigh. Okay, listen… Read more
Which lurking reader is helping YOUR blog score the perfect touchdown?
Ah, football. The game, that is, not the oblong thingee that gets played in it. Let me ask you. Have you ever watched a football game? In other words, have you ever lost yourself in the sheer edge-of-the-seat anticipation, the utter gut-wrenching panic of seeing the underdog rip out that last winning point with a… Read more
The Chuck Norris Guide To Proficient Protecting Of Your Site From Rabid Varmits
It all started yesterday when my coffee maker exploded. Well, actually, that's not *quite* true. My coffee maker didn't explode, it, ummm, it took on a …. cloak of invisibility! Yeah, that's the ticket! A cloak of invisibility! And….. Oh all right, that didn't happen either. What *really* occurred was my coffee maker was that… Read more
Narrowly AVOID Tomorrow’s Negative Sales by Doing This Easy Step Today – Part 1
I hate ignorance. Don't you? I mean, think about it. There are so many easy things you could be doing today that would make your future sales 'way easier tomorrow. Alas, you're ignoring them. Blindly. And that applies applied to me too! After all, with today's information overload, it's reeeaaalllllly easy to let things slip… Read more
The Captain Kirk 3 Step Guide To Slavish Customer Adoration
QUICK! DON'T MAKE A MOVE! So glad I caught you before you continued reading! I need to ask you the following question…and I really need you to think on it harder than a Mack Truck flattens a cupcake. Ready? Alrighty then, imagine the following. Your most….treasured goodie. It could be your favorite LL Bean blue… Read more
