Morning! It's bright and early (okay strike that, it's after 8am which according to the mooses is near the afternoon) and you won't believe the utter melodramatic thrills that crashed down upon me this morning. There I was at the remarkably chipper time of 4:28am, and I dropped a person a note asking them to… Read more
7 of the Top 10 Funniest Halloween Marketing Safety Tips
Morning! Today is….Halloween! And if you're a parent like me, you've already: Received 92 hysterical emails about Halloween safety Indulged in the New and Improved Blandness Infused Halloween school party (complete with fresh fruit platters and goldfish crackers because god forbid, we as parents assume responsibility for our kids health and let the kids actually… Read more
Hootsuite Does NOT Want My Money (A Lesson In Customer Loyalty)
Good morning! It's amazingly….*Saturday*! And that means time with the family! Yay! Time with the mooses! Yay! Time with the Twitter Budgies! Yay! And time for wondering just why….. Hootsuite does NOT want my money. WAH! Quite frankly, it's kinda sorta baffling to me as to why they're choosing to handle the fact I cannot… Read more
The Top 7 Dramatically Appropriate Halloween Costumes For Bloggers and Solopreneurs
So! On Sunday, it's Halloween! And instead of doing something that would be (dare I utter the world?) useful for my business (like intelligently finishing up my book on Video Marketing, or bravely configuring the new sparkly self-hosted autoresponder script for my site), instead…I'm compelled to boldly throw common sense to the winds and (I… Read more
Darth Vader Approved – 10 Critical FREE Facebook Marketing and Personal How-Tos You MUST Read Today
STOP RIGHT THERE! Whew, so glad I caught you before you were about to make the following mistake! Confess! You were about to….to….to…..read this post! Right? Well, of course, that by ITSELF isn’t a mistake (after all where else can you find the gloriousness that emanates from every thoughtful insight that not only educates but… Read more
Beat Into Submission Your Social Media Flash Flood With One Simple Step
Drats! It happened AGAIN! I hate it when this happens, don’t you? See, there I was, happily writing my stupendously insightful post about making your customers who use fossilized clam mobile technology…happy. I had just finished my first cut of my cute little peelio welcome thingee on my site (you should see it there in… Read more
When The Big Bad Wolf Is REALLY Lassie In Disguise – Part 4 of Inceptions Deceptions
<Yawn><stretch><yawn 37 more times> why hello there once again! So glad to see you on my site. I trust your morning has treated you with an orchard full of peaches? Me, well, I found some super posts regarding recommended bloggers to follow, and spent the past 384 hours patiently adding them to my feedreader. Found… Read more
