Ah, the bliss of obtaining a gorgeous tan that allows MOTAS (members of the appropriate sex) say, “Jeepers! That person sure is going to pay for that with massive skin cancer down the road!”
Well, okay, not exactly the things you want folks to consider. After all, tanning outside (like *real* tanning, that involves this nifty ball of a bazillion degrees which is always looking to zap you alive…. not a wise thing at all!
But peoples being peoples, for whatever reason, can still be hung up on considering a tan during the summer to be the ultimate of gorgeousness that can only be obtained by, well, a heapin’ bunch of pain!
To that I say, gnope indeed! Alright, I’d say a bunch more than ‘gnope’, more like, jeeeeez are you freakin’ insane, willing to risk a bout of skin cancer simply to appear more appealing to the MOTAS you want to attract?
Alas, that question is almost as ridiculous in some groups as, “Wouldn’t you want to risk losing 14 pounds in 14 days because of what the media would want you to believe?”
I mean, just look what the Skincancer.org site says:
“”Q: I occasionally use a tanning bed before a trip or a big event, just to give me a little color. Isn’t that better than lying out in the sun for hours? And doesn’t it give my vitamin D a boost, too?
A: Where to begin? First, ultraviolet radiation, whether from the sun or from a tanning bed, is a carcinogen, just like cigarettes are a carcinogen. And just as there’s no safe amount of smoking, you can’t get a little safe tan. The damage it does, even if it’s just a bit here and there, adds up over time and contributes to overall aging as well as skin cancer….” (source:
www.skincancer.org/blog/ask-expert-just-little-tan/ )
Joy.
But for those bound set and determined to forget about silly little things like health and wellness, they might think:
“Tanning is like breathing!…. Must… go …. tan!”
And who am I to judge?
So! Instead of burning oneself to a crisp in the summer sun, why not just “look” like you battled skin cancer and won soooo gloriously all that is left is a beautiful tan color that results in MOTAS stampeding themselves to your desirable self?
Enter spray tans!
Oh, wait, you first need to embrace another component of the business: Spray tends for spray tans!
www.amazon.com/s?k=spray+tent+for+spray+tans
Buy one of these ‘odes to a MidSummer Insanity Party’ tents (costs run from $40 and up) and then learn how to both price and market your “Forget the Skin Cancer – Obtain that shimmering glow that compels your desired prey to boldly leap upon your speedo-enclosed body and monologue how that MOTAS simply threw caution to the winds to beg for your attention!)
Want to learn how to create such a magnificent business where customers will stampede over rock-star movie crowds and land panting at your feet?
Enter:
www.artesiantan.com/blog/starting-a-spray-tanning-business-the-ultimate-guide/
www.smallbmentor.com/blog/how-to-start-a-spray-tan-business
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aA4bWzXpFE
And of course, don’t forget CYA (covering your assets) – be sure to look into the legal protection from sites like:
www.businessnameusa.com/BusinessType/Mobile%20Spray%20Tanning.aspx
elitebeautysociety.com/spray-tan-insurance/
And how do you get customers for this? Why,
million-dollar-tan.mykajabi.com/mdt-home
blog.appointy.com/2022/01/28/tanning-salon-marketing/
So what’s the pros and cons from a business viewpoint?
Pros – there’s a niche of folk who want to get a tan without ideally dying a painful horrifying death by skin cancer. So you do have a potential customer base!
Cons – Cost of startup (buying the tent, the spray tan solution, and other thingees). Plus… this is NOT just an online business at all…. it’s something where you’ll have to actually deal with real live people (sometimes actually called ‘customers’) who can make or break your success via either a great review or one that calls for dragons to tan your own sorry being via their fire breathing.
But hey. To each their own. ![]()
Enjoy!
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