Morning!
And how are you today? Over here in LingLand, yours truly just finished playing 1/2 an hour on World of Warcraft! To say it was REALLY REALLY EXCITING and UTTERLY AWESOME and TOTALLY WOW-LIKE is saying….
A painfully blatant LIE!
Methinks my sane-genes somehow missed assimilating WoW as the elixir of life. Give me Millipede any day!
But I digress. 🙂
Anywhos, today’s grand adventure reminded me of utter excruciating pain. Why, I hear you ask? Well! Because during my beloved Adult Self Defense class, I was gently taken down on my partner’s foot. Twice, I might add….and said foot compressed the middle of my spine quite effectively. Wheeee! OUCH! Last night, my back started playing Twister while I remained motionless in bed; it would have made a fascinating scientific experiement if I wasn’t personally involved. 🙂 Ah well, it’s character building!
So! There I was on WoW, feeling my boredom reach levels almost attained by sparkle-cleaning my toothbrush in the happy lawn sprinklers, when all of a sudden, my mind went:
Hey! Let’s make money!
Amazing how one’s mind works. 🙂 So while with one hand, I was trying to find bunches of feathers while staying non-pecked-to-death, the other hand (okay, mind) started thinking….it’s summer time. And summer time means hot pavement! And hot pavement means toasted toeies! And toasted toeies means…..
Foot relief!
Ready? Okay, here we go!
Think about now your blog theme.
Now think about how it relates to summer.
Now write a blog post about that!
It’s very easy to do! Let’s say you blog about raising children – you can write about staying safe in summer with sandals and sunscreen.
- Or if you blog about Mixed Martial Arts, you can write about the importance of shinguards or dissolving athelete’s foot.
- Do you blog about losing weight? Write about swimsuits and foot protection on the beach!
See how easy it is?
Try to slant your post towards a foot problem you can easily solve with the help of Amazon or eBay products…and then offer those affiliate links at the close of your post like so:
And of course, as I always Walk the Walk, here’s my take!
<ahem>
Do you want to make money online? Do you crave to enjoy the lifestyles of the Rich and Famous? If so, one thing you should never do is yield to the frustration and sorrow and unhappiness that occurs when you run face-first into The RoadBlock of Riveting Rage (encountered when things don’t go as you’d like)….and kick your CPU in your bare tootsies.
You see, chances are, gentle reader, your CPU is stronger than your mere flesh and bones; kicking your computer will most likely bestow upon you immense black and blue marks (not to mention broken toesies!). But if you do, I have a solution!
Step 1.) Take a deep breath.
Step 2.) Look about to verify your children, small pets and closest neighbors are NOT in earshot.
Step 3.) If Step 2 appears to be true, scream in agony perferably in the key of G major.
Step 4.) Repeat.
Steps 5-10.) Repeat Step 4 until the red haze disappears from your eyes and you can stand to gaze upon your smooshed foot.
Step 11.) Rustle yourself up a hot foot bath and put in essential lavendar oil and repeat to yourself….it’s character-building!
What’s that? You don’t HAVE a foot bath? Nor essential lavendar??? Not to fear, you can indulge in:
After all, it’s your feet – you should treat them well!
See? If anything, you’ll have a blast being creatively funny. 🙂
Enjoy,
Barbara Ling
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