☕ Your Saturday Perkup: 1996, RANT, did I mention, RANT, more RANTS, more!

☕ Your Saturday Perkup: 1996, RANT, did I mention, RANT, more RANTS, more!

Before we dive into today, let’s get a quick recap!

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Where was I?

Ah yes,  Saturday!

But first:

He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class. 

I will never be this young again. Ever. Oh damn… I just got older. 

Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same. 

The coffee drinker says goodbye to his love. 

A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them. 

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A brand new runaway post, wouldn’t you say? 

Those sentences were generated by 

randomwordgenerator.com/sentence.php 

But why would I mention that? 

Mainly because of 

blog.hubspot.com/marketing/should-you-let-a-bot-write-content 

Fascinatingly enough, there’s a push for bots to write content. 

Not autospinners to the Nature Trail to Heck, mind you… 

But actually storytelling. 

But would it work? 

And can a bot make your own products? 

Probably not. 

Well, sure, it can generate product text (aka plug in keywords in templates), but the human factor is still key these days. 

Other issues include: 

Adding humor 

Tapping into emotions 

Detail awareness 

For example, if your spouse recently suffered an ingrown toenail, a bot probably wouldn’t know enough to write: 

“… however, a quick visit to the podiatrist resulted in NOT a visit to the Toe Away Zone! Get it? Toe? Tow? Tow away? Hahahaaahahahahahahcoffee.” 

I believe I have demonstrated my point perfectly. 

Other bot content creation ideas can be found over at: 

contentmarketinginstitute.com/2017/11/content-creation-robots-examples/ 

techcrunch.com/2016/06/28/meet-articoolo-the-robot-writer-with-content-for-brains/ 

www.wired.com/2017/02/robots-wrote-this-story/ 

articoolo.com 

(and just for fun, I tried 

overgrown hangnail at doctor visit 

and got 

We cannot create an article for the given keywords, please try to rephrase your input. 

my big toe has pain 

resulted in 

CHOOSE AN ALTERNATIVE TOPIC 
+FEEL MY PAIN 
+MY TOE 
+MY BIG 

So I chose “My toe” and after a few minutes, got: 

An opportunity to get the resulting article free of charge by sharing it. However, sharing an article about, and I quote, “My Toe”…. gnope. 

Let’s try something else: 

20 Coffee Health Benefits 

“20 Coffee Health Benefits 
Let us discuss what makes java such a topic disputed in the health circles of today. Blood and Coffee Sugar Metabolism – While there are lots of controversies about the role of coffee to breast cancer, I am intrigued from the conversation. Curious if java is among these triggers? As Dr. Walter C.Willet of Harvard University School of Public Health says, Coffee is a very potent selection of biologically active chemicals. Like every food such as chemical, java has far reaching effects to be respected as a drug. Possibly the most appreciated medication compound in java, caffeinemakes up a 1 to 2% of the bean. 

The acids, polyphenols caffeol, phytoestrogens and diterpenes are beginning to be investigated on their consequences on glucose process and human health too. In 1990 and the 80s prospective cohort studies have been done to research the correlation between diabetes and coffee. Many of these studies reported that there is a reverse dose association with Diabetes type 2’s risk. Which implies that those research studies, many reasons unclear found that the java individuals with blood sugar drank, the danger appeared for developing Diabetes type 2. Several constituents in coffee could be accountable for these consistent findings. Chlorogenic acid in coffee could inhibit glucose-6 phosphatase, an enzyme which regulates blood sugar metabolic process in the liver.

And why? How? These studies showed that in Individuals with Diabetes type 2 ….” 

Much better than my poor big toe. 

But I digress! 

Your takeaway? 

The future is moving a mile a minute… 

… and perhaps bot-writers might start to impact your business more and more. 

Enjoy!

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which won Deal of the Day.

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And today?

It’s Saturday and time for a rant!

OMG and what a rant.

I was inspired to write the following because of what I see on FB, bigtime…

Words of advice.

Everyone was a beginner at one time.

You take a look at the biggest vendors/affiliate marketers/experts in ANY field…

And they were ALL beginners….

…. at one time.

And you know what happened once they became experts?

489,067,476,476,897 more people actually started *beginning* in the same field. (those extra folks (ie, beyond the worlds’ population) were contacted at Quark’s Bar))

So why is there all this hate when folks come out with beginners products?

Heck, I could create a product on how to max your affiliate income by simply promoting 100% commission quality products, asking vendors for a commission bump and investing in resell rights that give you 70%/80%/90%/100% commissions across the funnel.

I’d wager that all veteran affiliate marketers know the above.

I’d ALSO wager that beginners/seasoned affiliate marketers do NOT.

So should people call such a product shite simply because THEY know the tactics and the vast majority of their customers do NOT?

It really saddens me that some folk enjoy making fun of their customers (and make no mistake – you have NO idea of who everyone who reads your posts is… and they are directly seeing YOU indirectly call THEM “shite” because they found value in what you deride.

So very very very very sad.

Why do people do this? What possible benefits do they gain except propping up their own ego by laughing at others?

Have you ever seen such things?

How did they make you feel?

Thing is…

Piggymooses.

Or as others would call them, guinea pigs.

I currently take care of my youngest’ piggyMoose (and his 4 hammies and 3 miceyMooses, but I digress).

And when you’re dealing with piggies, you’re dealing with adorably wondrous beasties, who, raised right, will snuggle up to you and simply purr with happiness.

But because they’re considered ‘starter pets’ (much like my Beak of Doom, the 6 year old parakeet), they cost less than $20 and can often be found for free on Craigslist/etc.

‘matter of fact, I’m an admin of a NJ piggyMoose group, and the things I see:

“For XYZ reason we can’t keep our piggie.  He/she/they/etc are free to a good home.”

So.many.piggies are treated like garbage and their glorious companion animal traits are ignored.

Kinda like newbies, when viewed by seasoned product creators.

THE MIND FREAKIN’ BOGGLES!!!!!

I myself will *never* judge any newbie….

… because long long ago, back when dinosaurs rode bicycles, *I* was that newbie.

And yep… probably seasoned product creators laughed at me bigtime.

To that I say, so what!

*Everyone* was a newbie at one time or another…. *everyone*.

And when you do see success… and you forget your roots….

Well, you’re kinda sorta moose byproducts to me.

And that is my rant.

I realize now I love teaching newbies….

…. because everyone has within them….

The Seeds of Greatness.

NEVER forget that about yourself, okay?

Thank you, I feel much better now.

 

What else… lets see:

Yesterday this did get amusing reactions:

That’s the grand 7 Figure Franchise you can find over:

It’s been treating me wonderfully…. if you can afford to invest in it (it’s lifetime, remember…)

Why not?

Today, I will hopefully get to the gym and continuing on in goodness.  Oh earlobe, who am I kidding – today will be sleep!  🙂

And that’s all….

Because…

It’s the Internet Lifestyle!

🙂 And want you to see the opening to the Winter Olympics?

Of course you do!

🙂

And our morning smile?

Heehee

🙂

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Where was I?

Ah yes,  Friday!

But first:

Ever wish hate groups would suddenly implode? 

Yep, me too. 

And apparently, an AI company, Possible, as well: 

venturebeat.com/2018/02/04/ai-could-make-trolls-think-twice-before-retweeting-offensive-content/ 

Whats rather cool is the bot is being training to automatically counter hateful tweets…. and once a hate tweeter is identified, a human steps in for further consideration. 

Native language and image recognition is key in this. And what ended up being built is truly a bot that tries to combat hate. 

Can you imagine how you could employ these ideas within your marketing? Polarization is one way to create audiences that either love or hate your message…. and that can a long way towards building up an audience for the same. 

Other examples of helpful bots include: 

lifehacker.com/find-helpful-bots-to-improve-your-life-with-botlist-1796806590 

www.ibm.com/blogs/watson/2017/06/bots-for-good-6-helpful-chatbots/ 

medium.com/glitch/bots-for-good-2d42acd7f6fe 

Your takeaway? 

Ideas for future products can be found all around us… 

Bots might be a very helpful place to start. 

Enjoy!

Btw, want to know how I created the above goodie?

I spell it all out in

Ya!

which won Deal of the Day.

It’s really simple to do… been doing it now for 18 months!

You can grab it over at

And today?

It’s Friday!  Wheee!

Hopefully will have a day at the gym and such excitements.

Thing is…

Coffee.

I’m writing this at a normal time.

And my coffeecup is right by me.

But I now realize…. said coffeecup is empty.

Which means I should go back to refill it.

Except I’m writing this newsletter.

My life is a tale of the Olympics grace!.

Winter Olympics, that is.

Which is starting today.

I know, because when I went to Google to search… the latest Google Doodle is about the Winter Olympics.

History by Google… gotta love it.

You heard it here first.

What else… lets see:

I also made this:

That’s the grand 7 Figure Franchise you can find over:

It’s been treating me wonderfully…. if you can afford to invest in it (it’s lifetime, remember…)

Why not?

Plus

This will be ending TONIGHT:

It’s rather grand for newbies…

It’s Affiliate Traffic Lab that removes the “complicated”… and in a nutshell, it lets you:

==> Search hundreds of affiliate products across JVZoo, Clickbank, and WarriorPlus to find easy money-makers to promote

==> Affiliate Traffic Lab finds you the products that are easiest to rank for that will get you the most traffic and make you the most money

==> Get the EXACT keywords to use to rank your videos at the top of Google and YouTube

==> Create videos in seconds with the click of your mouse right inside the software (3 video creation methods included inside)

==> 100% cloud-based, all-in-one solution with no technical skills or prior experience of any kind required

Grab it at:

Good stuff!

Today, hopefully will get to the gym and continuing on in goodness.  Oh earlobe, who am I kidding – today will be sleep!  🙂

And that’s all….

Because…

It’s the Internet Lifestyle!

🙂 And want you to see the Marvel Universe 10th Anniversary?

Of course you do!

🙂

And our morning smile?

Heehee

🙂

If you like this goodness, visit the page below and like/share the comics… they always make my day a wee bit more bright!

What’s new in your neck of the woods… would love to hear….

And onto today!

FIRST: Be alert to a morning GEMALERT from me –  could be Software  (note – if you’re not getting the additional GEMALERTs and you want to, opt into ’em at askbling.com/getgemalert ).

NEXT:

NOTE! I run a New Product Solution List that gives 3-4 new updates a day
…. please sign up at
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to get these in real time. Thanks!

=======================

AND!! Please visit askbling.com/whitelist  and whitelist btl@barbaraling.com – this will ensure you always get these morning goodies. Thanks!

=======================

And! I started a private Internet Marketing Authority Course over at  askbling.com/btlclass1  … Click below to start the adventure!

Bonus Class!
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And! I started a private SuperAffiliate Course over at askbling.com/superaff30 … Click below to start the adventure!

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Don’t forget yesterdays

Where was I?

Ah yes,  Thursday!

But first:

No? 

Well, me neither. 

But 

diymarketers.com/psychology-of-color-in-design-how-to-choose-the-best-colors-for-your-brand/ 

points to some rather fascinating considerations, including: 

Red: Exciting, Passionate, Angry, Loud, Modern 

Orange: Playful, Youthful, Invigorating 

Yellow: Friendly, Accessible, Cheerful, Affordable 

Green: Environmentally Friendly, Financially Lucrative 

Blue: Trustworthy, Dependable, Stable, Calm 

Purple: Luxurious, Regal 

Pink: Feminine, Playful, Youthful 

Brown: Masculine, Rugged, Serious 

Black: Modern, Sophisticated, Luxurious 

White: Clean, Neutral 

Gray: Neutral, Mature, Classic, Serious 

Somehow, though, I think there’s a weeeee bit more going on, like this: 

“Pink is definitely having a moment in the world of color. Pink has been on the rise since 2016, when the Pantone institute chose Rose Quartz as one of two Pantone colors of the year. ” 

Color of the Year? 

Whatever happened to psychology? 

It baffles me, it really does. 

But I digress. 

Truly, colors that contribute towards helping people buy your goodies is a Very Good Thing indeed…. 

So exploring that is wise. 

And if you’d like more info about that, consider: 

coolors.co/ 

paletton.com/#uid=1000u0kllllaFw0g0qFqFg0w0aF 

learntocodewith.me/posts/color-palette-tools/ 

Your takeaway? 

There are more to colors than just “oooo it looks pwetty!”. 

Consider making your colors work for you, and NOT become: 

www.branded3.com/blog/top-10-worst-websites/ 

Enjoy!

Btw, want to know how I created the above goodie?

I spell it all out in

Ya!

which won Deal of the Day.

It’s really simple to do… been doing it now for 18 months!

You can grab it over at

And today?

It’s Thursday!  And I was supposed to sleep early but no go!

Will probably take a nap after this.

Thing is…

Moose food.

Like – the cheapest cut of meat one can find (Shoprite has a 50% off gooodie just about every day

Now, my mooses inhale anything that’s not concrete….

So yesterday, I was able to chop up said moose food and make a rather good stirfry dish for me and my husband.  Which ended up being our dinner.

But before then…

We braved the Incredible Ice Storm (aka, it rained a bit but really didn’t freeze) to drop off the husband’s car keys.

30 minutes there, 30 minutes back, then in the house all day.

Which should really make you realize:

Living the Internet Lifestyle just does NOT get better than that!

You heard it here first.

What else… lets see:

Woke up to:

7 Figure!

That’s the grand 7 Figure Franchise you can find over:

It’s been treating me wonderfully…. if you can afford to invest in it (it’s lifetime, remember…)

Why not?

Plus

This will be ending TOMORROW:

It’s rather grand for newbies…

It’s Affiliate Traffic Lab that removes the “complicated”… and in a nutshell, it lets you:

==> Search hundreds of affiliate products across JVZoo, Clickbank, and WarriorPlus to find easy money-makers to promote

==> Affiliate Traffic Lab finds you the products that are easiest to rank for that will get you the most traffic and make you the most money

==> Get the EXACT keywords to use to rank your videos at the top of Google and YouTube

==> Create videos in seconds with the click of your mouse right inside the software (3 video creation methods included inside)

==> 100% cloud-based, all-in-one solution with no technical skills or prior experience of any kind required

Grab it at:

Good stuff!

Today, hopefully will get to the gym and continuing on in goodness.  Oh earlobe, who am I kidding – today will be sleep!  🙂

And that’s all….

Because…

It’s the Internet Lifestyle!

🙂 And want you to see where rap stars get their bling?

Of course you do!

🙂

And our morning smile?

🙂

If you like this goodness, visit the page below and like/share the comics… they always make my day a wee bit more bright!

What’s new in your neck of the woods… would love to hear….

And onto today!

FIRST: Be alert to a morning GEMALERT from me –  could be Social  (note – if you’re not getting the additional GEMALERTs and you want to, opt into ’em at askbling.com/getgemalert ).

NEXT:

NOTE! I run a New Product Solution List that gives 3-4 new updates a day
…. please sign up at
askbling.com/4alert
to get these in real time. Thanks!

=======================

AND!! Please visit askbling.com/whitelist  and whitelist btl@barbaraling.com – this will ensure you always get these morning goodies. Thanks!

=======================

And! I started a private Internet Marketing Authority Course over at  askbling.com/btlclass1  … Click below to start the adventure!

Bonus Class!
=======================

And! I started a private SuperAffiliate Course over at askbling.com/superaff30 … Click below to start the adventure!

Super Affliate
=======================

And! I started a private IM Coaching Waiting List over at askblings.com/btlcoach  … Click below to get on the said waiting list!

=======================

And here we go!

Presenting:

7 Figure Business?

10K Storytelling?

Edison Records?

and 2 more… can you guess?

And let’s begin!

Want you to see any idea if you’ve been on my list for some time?

Well then!

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Nifty!

Whats that?  You crave a 7 figure business?

Well then!

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Sweet!

What’s that? You want to know what happened to my dad’s quarter inch thick edison records?

Well then!

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See how people wanted money to take them away here!

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What’s that? You want storytelling to the tune of 10K?

Well then!

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See 1 of the 3 softwares included that gives you that here!

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Coffee!

And finally:

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See what I saw after returning from rescuing the husband here!

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